Much of the rest of America may be in the (continuing) throes of Snowmageddon 2014, but obviously snow-related school closings are few and far between here in Texas. While that’s certainly a good thing for the school districts, the downside is that Texas parents aren’t treated to the creativity that endless white powder falling from the sky can apparently inspire among some school officials.  

Luckily, the multi-talented Stephens Elementary staffers in Kentucky decided to share their school-is-cancelled-yet-again call with the whole world. (With day jobs like that, who needs to be a rock star?)